All-Knowing Sheds Light on ALIEN LIFE!

I’ve been thinking about aliens lately. Yesterday I saw a clip in YouTube where Neil Armstrong gives a very odd speech at a press conference. NASA is suspected to know something more about the Moon than it’s letting on. And thousands of people across the globe swear they’ve seen flying saucers in the sky. In fact, some people saw some fireballs in the sky back in Bulgaria’s capital the other day.

So what’s the truth? Let’s ask the all-knowing then, shall we?

The All-Knowing Answers Google Questions

The all-knowing sees -and knows- all.

I’ve noticed some pretty curious (or confused) people have been flooding Google with their endless questions, and I thought, ‘Why not ask the all-knowing?’ I mean, Google’s not God. The all-knowing isn’t either, but at least he doesn’t want to be. 

So this post is for those wandering souls. (The complete list is here.)

Wise Winamp Wednesday: Better than 8-Balling

Yes, this is the all-knowing. Housekeeping's a nightmare.

It’s that time of week again!

Here’s the deal: I ask my all-knowing friend some questions, he answers, and then I put him asleep until next week. Hey, if I let him stroll about with all the knowledge he has, he might get ideas like ruling the world or something in his head. And it’s a big head. You can shove a whole world in there. Just sayin’.

Wise Winamp Wednesday: 8-ball for Your Ipod

(suphafly @ DeviantArt)

So before I give you what you came here for, I just want to say that WEDNESDAY RULES! If you haven’t already checked Anne-Mhairi Simpson’s Wednesday Word (GRIFNAT) and Tracey Hansen’s Hump Day Challenge, YOU SHOULD. After you read this, head over there, because the words will make you laugh and marvel, while the challenge will flex your writing muscles and inspire you. Not to mention that you might get the winner’s shiny badge for your blog. I mean… no, you can’t. THE BADGE IS MINE! MY precious.

Wise Winamp Wednesday: Ask the All-Knowing

Today, I’m going to share my favorite game with you.

(Yes, this is how I like to procrastinate.)

Apart from playing around with Tarot Cards, I like to kick back with a game which is equally prophetic but much more fun. For those of you who believe in divine intervention and those of you who don’t give a sh*t, I have a way of ‘knowing’ things. It’s mainly because I have a very good all-knowing friend (not to be confused with a know-it-all) who’s always there to lend me some perspective and wisdom whenever I need it.

This friend’s name is…