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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

When I Grow Up... Part 2

After I shared my childhood dreams with the blogosphere on Friday, I gathered up some pretty cute pictures from all over the Internet. Now, I do not own those pictures, but I thought they'd make some pretty good stories of dreams gone mad. Let’s see what these kids dreamed about and where that led them.

Disclaimer: These chatacters are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people is coincidental.

Charlie wanted to be a flying batmonkey.
He grew up to be Batman's side-kick, Robin.

Miley wanted to be a Supermodel.
She grew up to be Hanna Montana.

Terry wanted to be the Universe's Overlord.
He grew up to become Terry Pratchett.

Cookie wanted to be a leading actress.
She grew up to be the Mom of 6 hyperactive kittens.

Chip wanted to be a crazy scientist.
He grew up to direct horror movies.

Chelsea wanted to be Dr. Horrible's assistant.
She grew up to become one of Charlie's Angels.

Roger wanted to be Eminem.
He grew up to become a starving poet.

Tom wanted to be a street gang leader.
He grew up to be a SEO billionaire. Close enough.

Sonny and Mopsy wanted to be mothers.
They grew up to be celebrity babysitters.

Charlotte wanted to be a foreign correspondent.
She grew up to be a crossword puzzle maker.

Sam wanted to be King of the Corn.
He grew up to inherit his dad's old farm.

Bob wanted to be the Queen of England.
He grew up to be the first gay dog in history.

Corky wanted to be a spy/assassin.
He grew up to be one of the Men in Black.

Rascal wanted to be the next American Idol.
He grew up to be Rascal Flatts.

Toby wanted to be Batman's nemesis.
He grew up to be a mad plastic surgeon.

Hulk wanted to be a wrestler.
He grew up to be Hulk Hogan.

George wanted to be a puppet master.
He grew up to be the President of the United States.

So you see? Life is funny. Sometimes we intuitively know what we want and sometimes we've no clue. And no matter what, we always end up being life's punchline. So tell me, what's your story?