[teeny tiny poems]

Ever heard of the Tiny Weeny competition (@Leaf Books)? It's closed now, but I've been racking my brain to think of funny little gems to send next time it opens @ http://bit.ly/jET6EZ. Here's some I have:

1.  The Anguished Sandwich

       Without mayonnaise,

           I STAND NO CHANCE

       to touch your lips.

2.  Proposal

I would comply if you asked

Gently, like breeze

      ‘will you marry me?’

  I might.

3.  Alive

The average man spends his life

     Chasing after that

                   which he is:

                         Alive.

4.  Man’s Word

My choice is to be loved,

   Not hated.

My life is to be lived,

   Not wasted.

5.  One Word

If the whole world could be fit in a word,

          Hands down. It should be absurd.

6.  Devil’s Decree

In your blood I spelled out

                     the Devil’s Decree:

        My eye for your life.

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