OMG! That wasn't there last night!!!
I need to remember that always, without fail, travelling equals silliness.
I travelled almost an entire day to come back home. I took three buses and one flight, wandered around airports and bus stops for a total of six hours, and had ample opportunity to get creative. No such thing happened at first.
So I decided to give my burnt out brain a break and opened The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. And there was Zaphod Beeblebrox, the two-headed President of the Galaxy who’s also quite the showman. Wait… two-headed? Think of the possibilities! A man singing a duet, reading two different books at once, and being the pot and kettle all by himself.