If I were gay, I'd jump your bones in a heartbeat!
I probably should have stopped at yesterday’s male celebs, but that’s not how I roll. I may not be gay or bi-sexual but I usually like a certain type of girls more than others…. you know, visually. So if I were a guy, my Magic Woman List would look something like this:
MY MAGIC WOMAN LIST
1. Red hair: My muse has red hair. When I see a redhead, I always turn around to examine her color, and I’m not talking about the natural orange-ish type, but the rich-red fake one. To any woman I would say this: if red suits you, go for it!
2. Green eyes: They go rather well with on redheads. I’m envisioning a rather famous redheaded emeral-eyed witch in Harry Potter. Know who I mean? The combination, if done well, is striking. Boy, what I wouldn’t give to trade my bland brown eyes for a pair of brilliant green ones.
3. Cute smile: Same as with the guys. I’m a sucker for cute smiles. The cutest smile I’d ever seen EVER is Rachael McAdams’, who is listed below. Thank God she smiles a lot, I would hate it if this wonderfully cute smile had gone to waste.
4. Baby face: While I abhor baby-faced guys (Stefan Salvatore, Zach Efron, etc.), it’s a great look on girls. Think Rachel Hurd-Wood and Emily Browning.
5. Spunky: I like women who have spirit, who know what they want and go and get it, and who like to goof around a lot. Think Buffy and you’d be on the right track.
Top 5 Celeb Yum-Yum Chicks
5. Jennifer L. Hewitt: The Pouty YumAge: 32 (birth date: February 21, 1979) Sign: Pisces
Fun fact: Her mother’s Italian, her father’s German. She also wears a tiara when bathing. Sure… who doesn’t do that?
TV show: Ghost Whisperer (2005-2010).
Latest film: The Lost Valentine (2011).
Best film: Heartbreakers (2001); Worst film: If Only (2004)
Redhead: --
Green eyes: --
Cute smile: DOUBLE CHECK.
Babyface: Not exactly baby, but extremely girly.
Spunky: CHECK.
4. Sarah M. Gellar: Chatty YumAge: 34 (birth date: April 14, 1977) Sign: Aries
Fun fact: I know everything there is to know about the Buffy show. It was the first show that I fell for, ever. I used to translate subtitles just so I could watc it for free.
TV show: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (1996-2003).
Latest film: The Wonderful Maladys (2010).
Best film: Cruel Intentions (1999). Also, Suburban Girl (2007) & The Air I Breathe (2007).
Redhead: --
Green eyes: CHECK
Cute smile: You know it.
Babyface: Again, girly.
Spunky: TRIPLE CHECK.
3. Hilary Duff: The Baby YumAge: 23 (birth date: September 28, 1987 – She’s my age!) Sign: Libra
Fun fact: I have watched Lizzie McGuire more times than I would actually admit. She has a sister, Haylie, who looks very much like Hilary.
Latest film: Beauty and the Briefcase (2010).
Best film: Raise Your Voice (2004).
Redhead: --
Green eyes: --
Cute smile: CHECK.
Babyface: DOUBLE CHECK. Mostly around the time of filming Lizzie McGuire.
Spunky: CHECK.
2. Jesicca Alba: The Sexy YumAge: 30 (birth date: April 28, 1981) Sign: Taurus
Fun fact: Apparently, she likes to play golf and has two dogs named Sid and Nancy. Why not…
Latest film: Little Fockers (2010). Meh…
Best film: SIN CITY (2005), hands down. Honey (2003) & The Eye (2008) were nice too.
Redhead: --
Green eyes: --
Cute smile: CHECK.
Babyface: She’s both cute and sexy. Dunno… what do you think?
Spunky: Hmm, she plays lots of depressing roles. Why did I list her? Because, like Ashton Kutcher in the previous post, she DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS. Wait, have they found each other yet?
1. Rachel McAdams: The Ultimate YumAge: 32 (birth date: November 17, 1978) Sign: Scorpio
Fun fact: She likes to play around with hairstyles A LOT. Also, she plays the main character in the BEST romantic movie of all time: The Notebook (2004).
Latest film: Midnight in Paris (2011) & Morning Glory (2010), neither of which I’ve watched yet. OMG.
Best film: The Notebook (2004), The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009), Sherlock Holmes (2009).
Redhead: CHECK. (She’s tried every hair color there is.)
Green eyes: --
Cute smile: THE BEST.
Babyface: CHECK.
Spunky: CHECK.
So it’s decided. I’ll take her hand in marriage. BACK OFF, MEN!
Look how happy we are!
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And no, I do not like Megan Fox. I don’t care how much the guys dig her. If I were gay… I would not list Megan Fox in my list of CIWF. No way.
And finally, I want to leave you with a very lovely movie with Lena Headey and Piper Perabo, where they fall in love: Imagine Me and You (2005). And yes, of course you can watch this if you're straight. *rolls eyes*
P.S. Yum-yum images courtesy of sweetandtalented.com.
P.S. Yum-yum images courtesy of sweetandtalented.com.
7 comments:
Rachel McAdams is incredibly gorgeous (one of my celebrity crushes for sure). I loved the Time Traveler's Wife. I'm currently reading the book!
So many straight girls like redheads...interesting...
my favorite part of this is that most of the gals are 30+ yay for the thirties ladies!
Great list. They are all my yum yums also.
Redheads are hot. I've got a thing for tomboys, though.
@Lauren I love that movie! I tried to read the book too, but it was so complicated because of the time issue. I hope you appreciate it better. ^_^
@Sophia Could it be because we all secretly wish to be redheads?
@Terrell Finally, a guy gracing the lovely ladies' presence. Seriously, what's with that? lol
@Marjorie Like... Kristen Stewart? I liked her before she became Bella. *sigh*
Thanks for stopping by, lovely peeps!
If I were a girl I would be a ultra lesbian. Jennifer Love Hewitt is on my list for hot actresses too. Megan Fox is absolutely not, so I'm with you on that one too. My #1 though is Salma Hayek. If you can't tell I'm lean towards brown hair and eyes. I've always been drawn to that, my wife is a latin hotty.
Haha how did I miss this post? Some great choices here. I've always had a thing for redheads, too. I love Isla Fisher. And Mandy Moore (not a redhead, but she's gorgeous). Also? My brother has been in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt for YEARS.
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